my sisters under your porch take her home
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
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More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
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I'm at a new rock bottom. Malibu on ice at work because it's the only thing they've got and no mixers.
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
My boss is paying me to come clean his house in a maid outfit and told me not to tell anyone....this is shady as fuck but I need the money
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
I. Am. Not. Tattooing. My. Penis.
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
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