Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
the fundamentals of my vasectemy are strong
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
And then she sprinted three blocks through live traffic towards McDonalds screaming "THE GOLDEN ARCHES ARE CALLING ME"
when my phone is in portrait view you can just assume i've been watching porn. that's the only thing i want to see in full view.
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
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