he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
Yeah everyone's alive and well besides the still terrifying threat of Ted's conception of a human being
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
I woke up this morning with a half eaten bagel and an empty pack of imitation crab meat in my bed. This is going to be my response to pick up lines now.
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
I am getting off work an hour early just to watch you drink. Never let it be said that I don't love you.
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
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