Dude, I woke up in the middle of the night and your room mate was just standing there at the foot of the bed, watching us sleep.. you don't remember me shaking the shit out of you to tell you this?!
This could explain the reason why I've been finding his clothing and keys scattered in random parts of my room..
AND THIS DOESN'T WORRY YOU?!
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
just to let you know, don't open your linen closet for a while until i come over with a cleaning kit and geek squad
GOOD IDEA: Stealing the bike a couple blocks away so I don't have to walk. BAD IDEA: riding bike for the first time in years drunk as hell. I'm bleeding and my body hurts and once again I can't find my car.
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Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
I hid drinks in her bathroom closet.... like a squirrel... a squirrel who knew she was going to get cut off soon
Every time I get scared about the fact that I'm falling for him I remember that he juggles and is hung like a mastadon and everything is a-ok.
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
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You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
I just almost puked & then I panicked and forced it back down because I thought I would be a waste of the apple turnover I ate.. I'm that hungover
Omg I can't even...
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
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