Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
some girl just asked me how to spell unconscious. I really want to know what she was texting.
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
cracked out the beer snorkel again. that thing has a five for five record of getting me naked.
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
NO I WILL NOT SET YOU UP WITH MY TWIN WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!? JUST BECAUSE I WONT BLOW YOU DOESNT MEAN YOU CAN STALK HER AS A BACKUP PLAN YOU SPANISH BASTARD
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
There's a set of buzz lightyear wings in lost and found at work. I just need access to your roof.
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
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