I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
Dont judge me. He may have been ugly but he was INCREDIBLE. He's like the Susan Boyle of sex.
i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
Drunk is not a location!
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
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