literally had 100 drinks last night.
Sry I left before you woke up. The house was really fucked up and I didn't feel like helping you clean. PS Somebody threw up on your dog
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
You said that my dog would "complete your puzzle" then you got naked and took it behind the bar
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
I did a kegel this morning to determine if I had been penetrated during last night's blackout. Nope.
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
Randomize
