I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
When I blacked in, I was crying to my father at the swim-up bar that "I was going to win an Oscar." how do you THINK Mexico was?
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
Yeah if I don't text back. I'm eating. sleeping. Or lifting. Or drinking. Or playing call of duty. Like shit man
I immediately woke up from my nap, made myself a screwdriver and got in the shower. I know it's spring break but I'm still questioning my life choices.
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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