I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
We fish bowled my car and anna told us a story about time travel and part of it had people melted into the side of a boat and i imagined them being melted into my car moaning in pain and then we got scared and thought zombies were outside and couldn't leave for a while.
There was a stripper pole on the party bus. Was being past tense because some fat chick somehow tore it from the ceiling while grinding
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
Just taking a shit and realized the captain planet theme song is stuck in my head.
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
I've had more sex since the twins moved in than I'd had in the previous four years. They are the best wingman ever.
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
Left my house last night with a girlfriend, $200 in my wallet, and 10 finger nails. Came home with no girlfriend, an empty wallet, and 9 1/2 finger nails.
Yea, I had a bad night too aha
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
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