There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
This unplanned pregnancy thing is really taking all the fun out of football season.
You can't like Harry Potter and Twilight. You have to pick. Vampires and Wizards are mutually exclusive.
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
they call him Oral-B. enough said
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
Pretty sure we're going to get a cease & desist notice from the Make A Wish Foundation, but until then...
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
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