Dont touch anything! You just got rid of your crabs!
I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
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You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.
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If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
My black heart of coal cannot compete with your boiling crock pot of teddy bears, rainbows, 90s music, and the good candy you get from rich people on Halloween.
Saying you need a hooker then asking me to have sex is NOT the way to get laid. Booty call 101.
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
I just caught your son trying to perform fellatio on himself. What do I do?
Randomize