nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
These 23 People Walked In On Someone And Saw Some Crazy Sh*t
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
Know what's awesome? Flying a mini helicopter while you shit.
Confessions From 23 People Who Have Been Hiding Terrible Secrets
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
I heard from the downstairs bathroom "WHY CAN'T I WIPE MY ASS IN PEACE!" and a pisscrate of glass bottles breaking
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight