make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
Just because you were able to pour the entire bottle of wine into 2 glasses does not mean you took it easy last night.
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
My fridge broke, and apparently the back is missing. The repair guy just fixed it with a pizza box. I didn't ask where the box came from, but it wasn't mine. Reason #20 why rent is cheap.
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
I just want nice things and good sex
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
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