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• (919): View more from North Carolina

  I need help removing her.

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• (847): View more from Illinois

  just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out

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• (661): View more from California

  Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds

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• (404): View more from Georgia

  Are you still at the party or did I leave?

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• (425): View more from Washington

  I'm pretty sure my moms getting nailed in the bathroom right now while I'm chaperoning. God damn it.

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• (410): View more from Maryland

  YOU SUCK AT REPLYING IM IRRESPOSNIBLY DRUNK WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING WITH YOU LIFE. celebrate the magicness with me.

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• (609): View more from New Jersey

  I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...

  (718): View more from New York

  What do herpes have to do with anything?

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• (614): View more from Ohio

  I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it

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• (908): View more from New Jersey

  I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.

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• (618): View more from Illinois

  She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life

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• (317): View more from Indiana

  That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.

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• (323): View more from California

  Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk

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• (360): View more from Washington

  I'm honestly wondering if my vagina did something to offend the universe

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• (207): View more from Maine

  so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.

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• (720): View more from Colorado

  There needs to be a greeting card for "I miss having sex and smoking weed with you."

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