Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
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No more vodka shots for you. Last night you begged a man on your knees to sell you his beard. He had no beard.
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
Your heart is a swirling cauldron of blackness that does not pump blood but rather a sludgey mixture of evil and broken dreams.
You may now shotgun with the bride
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
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I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
your phone died, so you started bawling in the bar
yeah that sounds like me
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
She was talking about how a garden gnome was hitting on her the whole night. We thought she was just that high, but turned out the gnome was that guy in the weird hat.
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