so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
we were spooning and you were the big spoon but you insisted that I call you "the ladle"
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
also somebody did cough syrup and i was really worried but i couldn’t express why properly so i was like MACKLEMORE SAYS NO
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
I had forgotten what new underwear feels like. It's as if angels descended from heaven for the sole purpose of supporting my junk.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
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