happy early fathers day!!!
im not a father
about that...
Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
Her "get-your-paper-done-early-blowjob" incentive is the thing that has successfully deterred my procrastination
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
ok so i got home drunk and was cleaning my kitchen and i was shaking out the throw rug and dropped it out the window, i'm sorry
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
You have to commit to sexting. You can't just quit right after I send you pictures of my asshole.
Seriously, come on.
I feel like there's a picture of my ass on the internet right now.
I hate you.
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