they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
i'm sitting pantsless eating potato chips and watching porn before he picks me up for our date. I hope he's ready for this...
he gave me a new purse full of weed and five boxes of samoas for my birthday. best boyfriend ever.
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I couldn't get past the raccoon on my porch so i slept on my lawn.
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
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