well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
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