I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
in a thick russian accent she said "im not so good with english, much better with dick"
Sunday is the day of rest.
As in, whatever liquor is left after last night, you have to drink the rest.
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
Randomize
