Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
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