I realized today that the only reason you made out with Travis is because he has nice teeth
Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
I feel compelled to tell you that I woke up this morning and found an entire corn on the cob in my purse. Ive decided not to question my drunken behavior anymore, and to just accept it as my lifestyle.
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
Dude. I kneed him in the face and gave him a black eye. It's like a constant reminder of our hookup. I feel like herpes. I never go away...
You were laying in bed whispering and crying to the half eaten burrito saying "why am I shitting so much" and "what did I do to deserve this"
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
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