idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
I'm also annoyed at my horoscope for not warning me of my perils
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
didn't know how to tell his mom I was confused about how long we'd been together because we banged for a full year before making it official
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
woke up with the bag of wine duct taped to my shoulder.
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
FALSE ALARM! I didn't piss myself, I fell asleep in the shower and then drunkingly crawled into my bed
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
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