I hope mine doesn't look like that
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
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just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
Unless you can cure my hangover with your penis I'm not interested.
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
She described me as " a caterpillar of adorable quietness that exploded into a slutty butterfly" She definitely nailed it there
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Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
Dude, you flipped off a cat from my balcony and yelled at it to get a house
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
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