Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
You just kept walking around saying "my brain is soup" then sat on the kitchen counter washing your feet. You bit the guy that tried to help you down
He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
Day drunk. He was sitting in the back seat, opened the door, leaned out, and peed right there in the dutch bros drive through. No one even noticed haha
Randomize
