If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
You dont remember anything at all? So you dont remember the shop down my road with the 'TO LET' sign over it? You were adamant that the 'I' had fallen off and that it used to say TOILET...so you took a shit right there in the doorway.
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
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He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
Just sneezed out a half gram of coke into a tissue. Four hours after the fact. The bender continues.
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
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I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
So, I'm playing the Doctor Who drinking game with my dogs, but they don't understand quite when to drink. Still counts as successful, though, right?
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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