I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
You can't just hum the Jaws theme song when you pull down my pants.
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
you know it was a successful halloween when you wake up and have a firecracker in your tits
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
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