I only kidnapped one of them. chill
you'll never believe how fucking awesome rain man is when you're stoned.
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Broke up w/ my married coworker...work is gonna get weird.
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
Alright dude i'm gonna go to go sleep off this soberness. my life is a cosmic joke
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
How many more times can I say I need to get laid before you kill me?
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
Randomize