it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
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Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
Found some boxer briefs on my patio table this morning surrounded by a case worth of empties. Starting to remember why I have rugburn and a sore asshole.
Woke up this morning with fake blood all over my bed which is a positive considering last year it was all real blood
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so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
My new plan is to whip out my titties when they arrive. Maybe they won’t notice that I broke the couch fucking my boss...
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
Does it look too obvious if I buy wine and candles!?! In my defense there is a gigantic snow storm coming.
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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I shit myself and fell down the stairs and I’m still finding shit In those pants.
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