Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
Someone should tell Glenda that I only hang with her because she makes me look prettier.
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
I have 39 hot sauces from Chipotle
It's like earning obesity badges
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
Apparently walking into a national conference and proclaiming "i'm here to fuck shit up" is frowned upon.
Who knew?
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
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