you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
In my junk email folder, there are literally 67 messages from Alcoholics Anonymous. What..the fuck.
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?
I think your dad took our porno
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
10/10 dentists agree that he is one bangable mother fucker. hint: i am all of these dentists.
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
Finding out you're not a mother on Mother's Day >>>
Do you think my laundromat will notice that the bloodstain on my sheets is in the shape of a face?
I love you but this is the first Saturday I have ever spent at the police station. And where are my boxers?
Do plants get herpes?
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