I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
Good thing I was dressed to impress in my "I went nuclear on my wings" shirt even the girls are making out and I'm still 7th wheeling it...
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
That bitch ruined vodka saturday
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
The last thing I remember was them slipping shots into my beer bong, and me being happy about it
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