Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
Woke up with a retainer in my boxers and about ten chicks passed out around me. now I feel like something out of Cinderella, trying to find whose teeth fit in the glass retainer.
Mike and I just ate the lobster we found in the toilet
Hippo gnu deer
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He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
Running into your random closeted hookup from last night is really awkward when you have to sit next to him and his girlfriend in a 200 person class.
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
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I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
I asked her how many times she came and she said "Oh god I can't count that high, Rutgers doesn't teach us that."
He told me if he passed out to wake him by sitting on his face, and if he suffocated at least he would die happy. Found the one.
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
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