She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
Well obviously when I get drunk my intelligence level surpasses yours and that's why you can't understand me.
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
Stop calling me, Mom. I'm in his closet. You're gonna blow my cover and I'm about to catch this lying SOB.
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
I love you as a roommate, but you GOTTA start using the door dude..
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
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