I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me
found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
How do I tell my child he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama?
Sorry about the flaming shit on your door
I never thought I'd be in my late 20s and send that text
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
Its 11am and I'm eating gummi bears and drinking Tennessee honey in my underwear...this is why I'm self employed
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
I guess you could say the date didn’t go so well since I was drunkenly Snapchatting with my ex by the end of it.
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