I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
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There's a fried egg and an empty bottle of reddiwhip in the parking lot. Did you have fun last night?
My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
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I woke up at 3:30 this morning to pee. Luckily, I didn't have to travel far as I was asleep in my CLOSET on my yoga mat. Good news is I had a pillow...
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
I wish I had a Tina from Bob's Burgers in real life. She would be the best wingman.
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
I can't come. It's so cold my uterine walls have frozen together like a cherry popsicle.
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
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