You know how you thought that you put on a condom last weel?
yea
turns out that you did...and i just found it.
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
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I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
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She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
do you think the dildo I'm bringing through airport security is considered a weapon?
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
Okay so my roommate deals some drugs so whenever he leaves we can hook up, be ready
I didn't know I was the on call booty call damn
Blacking out in the security line at the airport is not nearly as fun as blacking out in the lunch line at the dining hall.
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