they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
OMG HE JUST PUKED WITH THE DOOR OPEN WHILE DRIVING ON THE ROAD AND OMG WE NEED TO CHAT BUT NOT ATM CAUSE THERES PUKE ON MY PHONE
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
Euphemism? No, "pantsless vodka yoga" is a legitimate pastime of mine
I'm really stoned in my underwear. I probably won't make it to the bar.
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
Just passed the animal clinic parking lot I had to pull over to puke in during welcome week. I can almost hear the dogs barking at my shame again.
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
I found a tomato seed inside my jeans. I did not eat tomatoes
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
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