So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
I just had unprotected sex with a stranger. but i did him wearing nothing but my pearls. so its classy.
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
Don't leave without me in the morning. I keep scaring everyone cause I'm sleeping in the bathtub.
I had 4 margarita's and 2 mixed drinks and i blew zero's. Its a cinco de mayo miracle.
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
I've just never had a dinner guest strut in, go directly to my bathroom, vomit.. then come out demanding whiskey and food.
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
I'm drunk, I'm covered in pizza, and I'm watching Jurassic Park. I feel like you'll get this. xx
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
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