I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
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We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
Awkward moment: seeing and saying hey to the MILF you're sleeping with while shopping with your mother and sister.
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
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I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
I have drunkenly angered a family of raccoons. Please send help immediately.
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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