What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
tell ils to like buy her flowers and like a balloon that says, sorry I tried to fuck your sister. I think hallmark makes some of those cards too.
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
I owe her a pancake or a second hand orgasm
I fell asleep with all the lights and heat on in the apartment with windows open, Earth Hour is lost on people like me.
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
Whoever roofied me last night owes me a new pair of white jeans
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
Listen all we did was not even pretend we aren’t each other’s type and live together and constantly encourage each other to get laid for 6 months.
Idk how it devolved into us fucking.
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
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