Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
Made fish tank punch. It's like trash can punch but in a fish tank. Also, my dad saw a picture I uploaded on Facebook and called me a pussy for only making 10 gallons.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
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Dedication to a hook up: I had to recruit five people at the train station to help me buy a ticket from a kiosk and get on the right train in 15 minutes because I discovered that my car was stolen.
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
You threw up on his face 22 hours ago and now he's here holding your hand. I think he likes you.
So the pizza place just called me after an hour saying they don't have dough
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i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
Accidentally searched up "pizza pasties" instead of "pizza pastries". I was not disappointed.
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
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