So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
and i looked up. we had an audience...
There was a gorilla playing an accordion outside of my last final. I miss college already.
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
You told me to keep you from drinking, but we both know I'm not that kind of friend.
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
I made it to work. Still drunk. Definitely pregnant.
At least you didn't wake up next to your professor who then proceeded to cancel class via phone while still inside of me.
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
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