ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
after he passed out we removed everything electronic from his room, stuck in some old books and an ancient typewriter from goodwill. for 20 min. we had him convinced he'd drunk himself backward in time.
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
Dude, you walked in on me 5 times each times you had a different person with you. And each time you lifted the covers up and said 'whats going on in here'
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
WHO JUST REMOVED THAT SAME BOARD IN TWO MINUTES FLAT WITH NO INJURIES, SHOES, SOCKS, OR BRA?! THIS BITCH. CRACKIN A BEER FOR DA SHOWA. BITCHES AIN'T SHIT MOTHAFUCKA
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
Randomize
