he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
My carpet still smells like piss and I THINK YOU KNOW WHY.
The Firefighter Games are going to be in Tampa the same weekend I am. I think God is answering my vagina's prayers.
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
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Apparently I gave him a 'Steve jobs blowjob'
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
Just got 20% off at the liquor store. How you ask? I asked if there was an "I got divorced today" discount.
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it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
Just got back from a Walmart run. The music went straight from Kid Rock to John Phillip Souza. If that doesn't scream 'MURICA I don't know what will. Happy 4th!
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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