do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
if you do not get any action from him tonight, I am personally walking my drunk ass over there grabbing his tongue and sticking it in your mouth. this is getting ridiculous
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
You just got cockblocked by Conan O'Brien.
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
I'm never drinking with you again. I woke up in Midtown with a 7' tall Norwegian rugby player named Lexie. Never. Again.
Would it be weird to tell him that on his b'day he's dressing up and we're having weird Jesus sex?
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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