i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
I hijacked a bellboy cart and rolled into the party dancing on it
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
My dad made a joke about you sending me strippers for valentine's day so clearly everything here is normal
What is the proper Father's Day protocol when you're sleeping with a guy who has kids?
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
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