I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
It was my birthday today and i decided that i am not checking my notifications on facebook so ill feel popular
Wrong number and your a loser
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
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