Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
i told my grandma i broke up with my boyfriend. her reply " you need to play the field more anyway"
Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
Just saw some lesbians get in a fistfight in an Arby's parking lot. It's good to be home.
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
I'm not gonna swipe right, he has better hair than me. Just no.
You know those times when you're sitting down for a while and r like damn I'm sober but then stand up and r like WOAH HOLD UP.
Randomize
