There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
You tried to get me to kick my booty call out at 3am by tempting me with a trip to ihop
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
Do you hit a new low in life when you have to carry around a puke bag in your purse when you're hungover?
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize
