Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
We forgot to go back and get the brick YOU WANTED TO BRING INTO THE BAR?
He threw me a bud light and when I opened it he smacked it out of my hand because "Dave giveth, and Dave taketh away". WTF
We thought we were getting kicked out but then he started tickling the bouncer. Next thing you know the bouncers giving him a piggy back ride to the bar.
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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