She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
I woke up at 3am, my head in a toilet, still at the kegger, wearing a random cowboy hat.
Mike showed up naked and in handcuffs. Again. Feel free to come over and laugh because I'm not helping this time.
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
If not, I can murder my liver twice...it's like a cat, it has 9 lives
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
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