Got a toothbrush?
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
They invited me day drinking but brought their kids. 3 two year olds and 1 11 month old. I was asked to change a diaper, I laughed and took another drink of this margarita. I LIKE CHANEL AND TEQUILA NOT CHILDREN. Can we make new friends?
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
Buying a pregnancy test at Walmart in the middle of the night in the middle of Tennessee is not really how I imagined my 25th year on this planet starting out...
I think you'll be amused to know that I achieved the impossible feat of tripping over my own dick
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
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