i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
She told me she's going to buy a projector so she can watch porn on her ceiling...I'm telling you man this chick is going places
Also, you tried to make me learn all of the presidents, in order, with a picture book as an aid. At 4 am. What the fuck?
I don't think the best pickup line was. Hey I have never made a girl orgasm before but I'm sure it will work on someone like you.
You remember the guy they called Meat in high school? Well, let's just say my vagina remembers him now.
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
Do you remember when you first moved into my parents house with me and we came home to find that my dad bolted the headboard to the wall
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