How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
i may or may not be hanging out with a boxer who has a daughter tonight. and he just spelled "honestly" like "onistly". He has prob taken a few too many hits to the head but he's hot at least.
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
so... my grandma just told me i should be a stripper
well at least shes not calling you fat anymore
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
I keep telling myself last night was not real, not real, not real. Then I remember I can't move. This hangover is too fucking real.
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
Two hot shots of tequila for breakfast? Yeah today is gonna be a shit show
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
My doctor wrote down abstinence as my form of birth control. #ihavenodatinglife
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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