doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
24 hour fitness called offering me a free trial stating that you referred them to me. I told them you have been taking pics of naked guys in the locker room and selling them online.
That's not a bad idea, actually...
Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
I got drunk and applied for two credit cards last night. About to find out if anyone in this world is still dumb enough to give me credit.
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
He had a shameless baby voice when he was talking to my dog. There's no way I'm making it through the night with my clothes on.
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
Sorry I pissed in your closet and lied to your parents that it was probably a flood. He got up to go to the bathroom, expecting sex when he got back, I panicked
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
I'd just like to take a moment now to apologize sincerely for getting drunk and making an as of myself at your Christmas party next week. I'm especially sorry for sleeping with your baby sister.
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
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