didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
I bought canned wine on a clearance aisle at the liquor store... I feel like I'm living in an episode of It's Always Sunny.
He offered to take me out to a nice dinner but I told him I would rather he just pay for my beer this weekend
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
I totally just potholed and almost crashed while trying to lick salsa off my boob.
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
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