But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
i just opened the overnight bag i packed at 2am last night. Apparently all i thought id need was a handful of quarters, mascara and one sock
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
Hearing them have a conversation is like listening to water buffalo have sex. Awkward and scarring.
You asked the bartender if she was trying to get you drunk. She cut you off after that.
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
You're not married and none of these idiots are committing to you so whore it up on whore island
Can we go to pirate hooker whore island then
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
Just checked out of walmart with a 30 pack of Budlight and a wiffle bat. Hello, Monday night.
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